Wife listening to Husband talk to himself as he watches 25 minutes of The Bachelor
- James: We don't need to see him have the exact same conversation with every girl. We're here to see the girls fight.
- James: If you ever run at me and try to jump into my arms, there's a good chance that I won't catch you.
- James: (valley girl voice) 'That looks comfy!' Let me just put this blanket on the fuckin' rocks. He really knows how to treat a lady. Hey there are chairs everywhere but this blanket on the rocks seems better.
- James: Sitting on the fucking floor. Enough of that, right Emily?
- James: Awesome they're starting to cry.
- James: Personal breakdowns.
- James: She's all snotty.
- James: That makeup is totally waterproof, it doesn't come off at all.
- James: On American Idol if they exploit your tragedy and your house- you're in! On Bachelor if they show you whining and crying -you're out!
- James: If there wasn't a camera there that guy would be running, running like a bastard.
- James: I hope they have their shots.
- James: I'm totally going on the Bachelor next season.
- James: I have a lot to offer these ladies.
- James: Wait, no wonder this show takes so fucking long. He has a stash of roses. This show should take a week, tops.
- James: She's not getting one. She's not getting one. That one is crazy as shit.
- James: Why does that 'last rose' dude have to come out? Where is he the whole time? Behind a curtain with his pants around his ankles?
- James: LAST ROOOOOOOSE.
- James: If you didn't get a rose, get out.
- James: Look at how she's walking. She's zany. You don't know anything about zany girls.
- James: Look at how many girls he has left, is this going to be on until July?
- James: Awesome they're all breaking down.
- James: Wait the Kardashian's have another show now? That's how I know the Mayan Calendar is real. End of fucking days. I bet there's a carving, a glyph of Kim and her fucking sister on the Mayan calendar. But not the giant one, because they would have thought she was a monster.
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"Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can’t make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one. "
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